REASONS WHY YOU HAVE TO DATE A FORESTER

There are lots of articles about dating, some popular ones like, "Why Date An Engineering Major", "20 Reason Not To Date A Photographer", "Date A Girl Who Reads", "Date A Man Who Dreams" and many more. Google something like, Date A *insert occupation here* and I'm pretty sure you'll see one. I think it was in order that I make my own. I not only dated a Forester, I MARRIED one. Hence, my version.

1. They will teach you the importance of having roots.

2. You will be able to help the environment.

3. You will somehow learn how to identify a good furniture. You will hear things like, oak, mahogany, pine, ash, birch. For them it's easy, but for us common human beings, it's as complicated as fork.

4. You will be more appreciative of life. "Oh, this wood is superb." Act all in awe when you see him staring at a Pottery Barn table.

5. Impressing your father is easy because they know how to cut firewood with an ax.

6. You will definitely learn how to conserve EVERYTHING. Water, electricity, gas, paper.

7. What is more badass than using a chainsaw?

8. You will never be hungry. They will turn your backyard into a farm.

9. They will tend your garden. Everyone else is incompetent.

10. They will help you how to keep standing.

New obsession: Midi dress

Since lady-like looks are all over the runway, I thought I should invest in some midi dresses. I just love wearing skirts and dresses. I think they're the most comfortable clothing ever. And as much as I would like to wear skirts/dresses at work, I can't. 

So now I have a new obsession, midi dresses. Which is ideal because walking down the road in Hackensack wearing anything short results in numerous disgusting men shouting out of their stupidly loud cars. I really don't understand them at all, has any of them ever pulled anyone from shouting "Hey you, sexy girl!" out of their car window? I'm guessing NEVER! The irony of the situation is that if you tell them to f*ck off they start getting janky about your looks. I will never understand men. Rant over.

Below are some of my favorite dresses. All from ASOS.